Going, Going, Gone........
Formal notice: the Great January Sale in February and March will end at midnight GMT on Sunday March 29th. Payments received before that deadline will be processed and the books sent out. Anything after that, I'm afraid, will fall into the void.
The sale has been a great success - I now have the novel experience of being able to move from one side of my office to another without tripping over a pile of books or a cardboard box. So many thanks to all who took part - we must do this again sometime - in another seven years, say, when my piles of author copies have once more built up to skyscraper proportions.
And like the bulk of those author copies, I also will soon be Gone - to the other side of the world for a taste of Australian fandom and a country I have been itching to see for what feels like forever. The curious thing is, the Land of Oz has always seemed slightly mythical to me - yeah, sure, I know it has to exist because I keep meeting people who come from there (eg. my brother-in-law) and besides you can see it in the atlases and the history books. But somehow, the concept of a place that's eight thousand miles away through the ground beneath my feet just has a completely fantastical ring to it. As do things like the duck billed platypus and the kangaroo. I mean - an upright, bouncing rat as tall as a man? Come on! Sounds like something out of the Mos Eisley spaceport bar. In fact, I still remember talking to an Australian EFL colleague in Istanbul who told me that in her house back home, you could get up in the morning, go into the kitchen to make coffee and see the kangaroos grazing in the back garden - it was at that point I suddenly realised that at some visceral level I didn't really believe in kangaroos; not the same way I believed in sheep or tigers or elephants - there was just something too strange, too otherwordly about the idea of them really being there, crouched down and grazing right outside the kitchen window.
Well - going to get that perception gap sorted out pretty sharpish. For those of you already over there in the mythical land of Oz, I'll be joining you, first in Perth, the City of Lights (there you go, another wholly fantastical concept - a city in splendid geographical isolation turning its porch lights on to greet an orbiting astronaut as the darkened globe turns and he passes overhead) from April 8th to 13th, and thereafter during May in Melbourne, Hobart, Sydney, Canberra and Brisbane, details to follow.
See you there!


